FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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