No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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