i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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