its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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