Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The air was thick with penises
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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