Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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