ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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