Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
soo... how was my night?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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