OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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