Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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