DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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