Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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