on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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