This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize