Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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