But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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