can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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