Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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