Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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