the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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