yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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