Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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