i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
barbara walters just said penis...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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