I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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