if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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