Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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