her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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