I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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