It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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