Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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