i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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