My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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