Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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