I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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