Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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I need you to use more vowels.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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