I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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