I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
