My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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