11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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