that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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