That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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