this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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