I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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