she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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