elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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