I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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