If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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