at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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