Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
