He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Randomize