He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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