Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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