Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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