Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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