just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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