I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
