I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Rumble strips road head = magical
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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