I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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