An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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